If you haven’t seen the latest internet meme, you need to. (0) #

Short post, but as discussed earlier, I’m moving to Bermuda in August. I’m currently visiting Bermuda right now for meetings with clients and the local office; will write more and have pictures in a full post soon. (1) #

What a great interface. If this takes off, that kid is going to be rich. (0) #

Bathroom Victim

So there I am, sitting in the bathroom, doing what you do when you sit in the bathroom, and I hear someone walk in. Not abnormal in and of itself, but then I hear the new arrival talking. He is on his cell phone. In the bathroom. The conversation proceeds thusly:

New Guy (NG): I just left you a message on your cell, did you see my number come through?
Poor Guy on Other End (PGoOE): I don’t think so…what’s up?
NG: Hang on a sec, I’m in the bathroom.
PGoOE: Ok…..
NG: Yeah, I’m going to the bathroom as we speak.
PGoOE: Really.
NG: Yeah, just a sec…FLUSH….yeah, ok…what’s going on?
PGoOE: Did you really just talk to me while taking a piss?

Is this common? Is this normal behavior to be on your cell phone while going to the bathroom? What is the decorum for someone else in the bathroom when this is happening?

Only in America would someone come up with the idea of putting numbered bumper stickers on a car to facilitate online dating. What a sad statement on our society when people are reduced to looking for a connection in bumper-to-bumper traffic. (0) #

Jager Bomb Dominos. Why was I not invited? (0) #

Cheeseburger in Paradise

I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french-fried potatoes, big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, good God almighty which way do I steer for my, cheeseburger in paradise….

Well, if your name is Joe Budzynski, you steer to a tiny island about 650 miles off the coast of North Carolina, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean:

Bermuda

I’ve been working for several months now on finding and securing an opportunity with my firm for an international assignment, and Bermuda is the location I am going to. I will be leaving sometime around the third week of August, and plan to stay for about two or three years. The only hiccup that can prevent me from going would be problems with my work permit application to the local government in Bermuda, so I am keeping my fingers crossed. But, for all intents and purposes at this time, I am moving there.

Why, might you ask? I’ve become more inclined over the past year or so to move away from the Metro Detroit area, and I’ve always had it in the back of my mind that an international assignment would be great (both personally and professionally). I missed out on the opportunity to study abroad while in college, and it’s one of the very few things I regret. As a result, when a great firm offers opportunities to pursue international assignments, I wasn’t going to let them pass by.

So, that’s the big news in my life at this time. I will be around Metro Detroit for the next couple months, then spend the first couple weeks in August visiting family and friends before I leave. I’ll also be sorting through my belongings and figure out what to take with me and what to leave behind. Many thanks to all those who helped me find, pursue, and decide on taking this opportunity; you know who you are. Thank you!

For those that pay attention to financial news, a great write up by DealBreaker of how a small minority in the Bancroft family and other shareholders of Dow Jones could block a sale of the company to Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. (0) #

More Supplies

CBS Organ Donor

I can’t be the only person to read that headline and think “At least they have more organ donors now.”

Get Out of My Way

I’m sure I’ve been annoyed by this in the past (since lots of weird, mostly pointless things annoy me), but this week it’s been especially prevalent. Let’s say I’m walking down the hallway at work, or an aisle at the local grocery store…suddenly, my quick, progressive walk is reduced to a mere crawl. Much like driving during rush hour on I-696, I’m stuck. The cause of said slowdown?

fatty

Large, slow moving fat people, that’s who. Abbreviated to LSMFP, these individuals are a daily nuisance to getting things done. They slow down the progress of individuals who are trying to get somewhere in a reasonable time frame. I understand that it hurts when your thighs rub together, but get out of my way.

Instead of only complaining about LSMFP, I’m going to offer some solutions, as follows:

  1. Guess what? LOSE WEIGHT!!!!
  2. Much like the HOV lanes on highways, why not create LSMFP lanes in stores, workplaces, and public areas?
  3. Grocery stores can appropriately organize their products. For instance: Twinkies, ice cream, and candy can all be located in one aisle. That way when I shop for the healthy food I buy, they are not in my way.
  4. Create a heavy crane system with multiple arms that carry the LSMFP around inside a store or workplace and only set them down when they need to be somewhere. Then the crane picks them up (out of my way), and moves them to their next destination.

I think these solutions would appropriately address the proliferation of LSMFP and help reduce traffic jams caused by them. You can thank me later.

In the spirit of my last post, I give you the following reason why our society is doomed (0) #

Can I Graduate?

Since I currently live in the State of Michigan, I often think about the local economy here (it’s interesting to watch an implosion). Metro Detroit is frequently analyzed, ridiculed, discussed, or used as an example by newspapers and magazines, which constitute most of my daily reading. I couldn’t help but thing about the effect of economic history within Michigan when reading the following article in the Freep:

Graduating, but with right skills?

I was first intrigued by the article title, which has obviously been shortened to save space in the newsprint edition. After reading the article, I was not disheartened or feeling “sad” for the new college graduates or the industries/businesses who can’t find enough talent to increase production capacity (however you view it, that’s what people with talent do).

Instead, I thought of the economic history in Michigan that possibly created this situation. For the better part of the 20th Century, Michigan was an economic leader in the USA and world. This is based on my extensive knowledge (I grew up here), non-scientific research (i.e. none), and biased view that the automotive industry provided a significant boost to the nation’s economy during that time. As an economic leader with the automotive industrial windstorm at it’s back, a well-paying and very secure labor market was created within the state.

What happens when an economy is created that has a very large number of well-paid individuals who are secure in their job? Among many other things, you create a lack of interest in ensuring economic relevance. Many children are born into this situation and as a result have the same lack of interest in economic relevance. Obviously, there are exceptions, and I’m sure everyone reading this thinks they are one of the exceptions. That may be true, but I believe the situation discussed in the article was at least partially caused by the economy that is suffering from it.

When these new college grads were younger, they were constantly fed affirmations of their amazing talent and ability to do “whatever they want” by parents, educators, and communities. These groups had “made it” in the automotive-based economy, so why shouldn’t their children be made to feel good about themselves and pursue whatever made them happy? Not only did this set their minds to pursue “happy” careers, it brought about a sense of ease into the lives of these children (especially as they grew up). Why try hard to learn a difficult skill when everyone is telling you to be happy and you can do whatever you want?

Cue the young college students choice of major. All their lives, they have been told to pursue what makes them happy. They’ve been spoon-fed affirmations of greatness and amazing abilities. They have a dislike for difficult tasks and actual thought. What degree would you say a majority pick? It certainly won’t be a hard discipline such as engineering, science, or mathematics. Going further, to individual study areas, information technology, accounting, and economics would likely not rank high on many of these students lists.

That leaves softer disciplines such as education, communications, and the fine arts. Now, don’t accuse me portraying these majors as useless or mentally inferior, because they are not. I have many friends who are teachers or graduated from a softer discipline. I know they worked hard to obtain a college degree, and I’m not taking anything away from them. My issue is with the number of people that are pursuing these degrees.

The economy created a situation where the vast majority of it’s future workforce wanted nothing to do with the skills that created that economy in the first place. Hard science, engineering, and other difficult career pursuits are required to keep the economic engine going, be that an industry based in automotive, biotechnology, or finance. Because of the lack of interest in economic relevance by the parents, the children had similar disinterests, which are only compounded by the lack of desire to pursue difficult opportunities.

As a result, you wind up with the situation described in the article: Many college graduates with degrees that are not relevant to the local economy and business in the local economy clamoring for degrees that no one has pursued.

What are the solutions? The article has them sprinkled throughout. Subsidies for students to pursue certain degrees and stay in-state after graduation (or be forced to repay some of the subsidy), better alignment of university curriculum to the economy, and better communication regarding the job market while students are in high school.

These are all great ideas. The state government has a very key role to play in remedying the situation. However, I propose another idea: As concerned individuals, parents, and communities, reinforce the concept of economic relevance to students in high school and encourage them to push their abilities by pursuing degrees in difficult study areas.