Benefits
At the client I’m currently working for, there is an online “Q&A” forum where individual employees can post questions for management. Sometimes there are absolute gems, such as:
is there a benifit that helps to pay my spouses education?
If I were to create a response, it would be something like:
Yes, there is a benefit like this for employees. I would also recommend you look into it for yourself, based on your skillful use of the English language and spelling ability (or lack thereof).
This is why I don’t want to actually work for this client.





