Dear MySpace Spammer
I’m writing this to inform you of the never-ending amusement that comes from your efforts to make me add you to my “friends” list. The absolute best (and most common) ploy you attempt is creating a profile with the picture of an attractive girl, then sending me a friend request. Being male, I am compelled to see what sort of whacked-out, crazy female individual would send me a friend request, but not send a message. Oh, but your trickery does not end there, no sir.
When I get to the profile of said attractive girl, you have ingeniously used one of several methods to induce me to further my pursuit of information, including:
- A link cunningly placed in the profile’s “About Me” section, enticing me to “Click here for my nude pics!”
- Blocking the entire profile with a full-screen image that, when clicked, will supposedly allow me to view the hundreds of thousands of “adult profiles” that MySpace is so famous for allowing nude pictures in
- Encouraging me to sign up for an e-mail marketing campaign
And many others…..
I am also surprised at the apparent lack of intelligence in my fellow male brethren. If the number of friends each of your imaginary attractive girl profiles has managed to attract is any indication of common sense, the majority of my gender has little to none. Seriously, do the guys that show up as friends of these girls really think she is an actual person? Moreover, based on looking at some of the pictures for these guys, do they honestly think a real girl that attractive would randomly send them a friend request? Lastly, do they truly believe that by posting comments like “Your so hot, I wanna to bend you over” or “I bet you look better sittin’ on my face” will make the girl like them (goes back to believing she’s a real person, but whatever)?
Obviously, you have found a winning formula:
Stolen pictures of attractive girls from the web
+
MySpace Profile
+
Links to sites where people pay to see naked women
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Men with no common sense
=
Profit
Well, I’ve figured out your shrewd little game. Your fraudulent profiles and trickery do not deceive me, and I will not be taken in by your clever ruse. It may still pay to send these out, but save yourself the time and effort of including my profile in your attempts.
Oh, and I hope you die a horrible death.
Thanks!
Joe
